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Table of Contents
The Cream of the Crop - Actors who can (gasp!) act
The Bottom of the Barrel - Actors who (sigh...) cannot act
Skin Deep - Superficiality at its best
Nominate someone - Let your voice be heard!

The Cream of the Crop

     The following actors can act and are always great, even when they have really crappy material to work with. The Talent-Meter and Charisma-O-Meter give them a perfect ten! Click on the thumbnails to view full-size photos and get some information about the actors.
     Disclaimer: Pictures are used solely for identification. If any of these pictures are yours and you would like them removed, let me know. Some of these pictures are from other people's fansites. I believe in giving people credit for their hard work, so whenever I use a picture from another person's web site, I will also provide a link to that site, so people interested in seeing more pictures can go a more comprehensive site. This is not a fansite, so any fansite webmasters need not worry, I'm not trying to encroach upon your territory. You won't find any galleries or detailed descriptions of a particular actor here.
Edward NortonEdward Norton
Cate BlanchettCate Blanchett
Jude LawJude Law
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The Bottom of the Barrel

     I don't like the following people. I think they are a waste of good film. The the Talent-Meter and Charisma-O-Meter give them a big, fat zero! Click on the thumbnails to view full-size photos and get some information about the actors.
     Disclaimer: Pictures are used solely for identification. If any of these pictures are yours and you would like them removed, let me know. Some of these pictures are from other people's fansites. I believe in giving people credit for their hard work, so whenever I use a picture from another person's web site, I will also provide a link to that site, so people interested in seeing more pictures can go a more comprehensive site. This is not a fansite, so any fansite webmasters need not worry, I'm not trying to encroach upon your territory. You won't find any galleries or detailed descriptions of a particular actor here.
Claire ForlaniClaire Forlani
Keanu ReevesKeanu Reeves
Julia OrmondJulia Ormond
Tobey McGuireTobey Maguire
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Skin Deep

     There is absolutely nothing wrong with being superficial. Not. One. Single. Thing. This section is dedicated to superficial, judgmental people (you are one of those people is if you think the "Am I Hot or Not?" web site is really, really fun). Skin Deep features actors and actresses whose looks either make your heart skip a beat (that's a good thing) or make you temporarily blind (that's a bad thing). As the name implies, being featured in Skin Deep is a reflection (ha ha, I'm so witty) of one's looks and has no bearing on one's personality or acting abilities (hmm...maybe Keanu has got a chance?). Furthermore, the list reflects MY OPINION on beauty. Don't worry, I will give you a chance to speak out later.
     Disclaimer: Pictures are used solely for identification. If any of these pictures are yours and you would like them removed, let me know. Some of these pictures are from other people's fansites. I believe in giving people credit for their hard work, so whenever I use a picture from another person's web site, I will also provide a link to that site, so people interested in seeing more pictures can go a more comprehensive site. This is not a fansite, so any fansite webmasters need not worry, I'm not trying to encroach upon your territory. You won't find any galleries or detailed descriptions of a particular actor here.
     Because I am a control freak, I had to deal with a lot of inner turmoil before deciding to alphabetize this list by the actors' FIRST names instead of their last names. But enough about me. Click on the thumbnails to view full-size photos and get some information about the actors.

Sexy Beasts
Stealing Beauty
Monsters' Ball
What's wrong with you? One of these guys was just telling me how much he adored me until you came and snapped me out of my daydream! Go away! I can't help but feel that these ladies have an unfair share of beauty, leaving us homelier folk with the long end of the ugly stick. I wouldn't mind looking like any one of these ladies! *sigh* One can only dream. These people aren't necessarily Quasimodo-ugly (but some of them are), but they are overrated and need to get out of the spotlight for our eyes' sake.
Anthony Stewart HeadAnthony Stewart Head
Denzel WashingtonDenzel Washington
Eric BanaEric Bana
Ewan McGregorEwan McGregor
Hugh JackmanHugh Jackman
Jeremy LondonJeremy London
Joaquin PhoenixJoaquin Phoenix
Jude LawJude Law
Mel GibsonMel Gibson
Orlando BloomOrlando Bloom
Pierce BrosnanPierce Brosnan
Takeshi KaneshiroTakeshi Kaneshiro
Ashley JuddAshley Judd
Catherine Zeta JonesCatherine Zeta Jones
Charlize TheronCharlize Theron
Gillian AndersonGillian Anderson
Halle BerryHalle Berry
Jennifer ConnellyJennifer Connelly
Kate WinsletKate Winslet
Michelle PfeifferMichelle Pfeiffer
Natalie PortmanNatalie Portman
Rachel WeiszRachel Weisz
Salma HayekSalma Hayek
Chloë SevignyChloë Sevigny
Gwyneth PaltrowGwyneth Paltrow
Julia RobertsJulia Roberts
Leelee SobieskiLeelee Sobieski
Minnie DriverMinnie Driver
Justin Timberlake'NSync
Renee ZellwegerRenee Zellweger
Sarah Jessica ParkerSarah Jessica Parker

Are you looking at this list and thinking, "Hey, you forgot someone!" or "Hey, you are way off base. So-and-so is ugly, not pretty!"? Then nominate someone or send me a comment! Speak out by emailing me, and I will post your comments and nominees. (Sorry, I am not high-tech enough to create polls and forms that work the way I'd like them to.)

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