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Here are some haikus I wrote when I was bored at work, an occurrence of frightening regularity. If you come up with any funny ones while YOU'RE bored, don't hesitate to email them to me!
Don't Wanna Dance with Short Boy at Club
Dancing and happy
Til attacked by short, rude boy
No means no, buddy
Haiku for my Co-Workers on my Birthday
The noise from your mouths
Means nothing to birthday girl
Leave me alone, tools.
First Date with Boy I Met on the Internet
Picture of blond boy
Reality, image, CLASH!
Won't work out. No. No.
No Cuties at Research Lab Where I Work
I see many boys
Ugly tree has no branches
Why? Oh, this poor tree...
Mantra for Standardized Test
Eight hundred, easy...
Eight hundred? No problemo!
Eight hundred or bust!
Bad Work Experience (by M.K.)
Apparently, M.K. did not like his previous employer. Note the angry language.
Glorious Mar Co.
Make me your financial bitch
Ah yes, this is hell
Microeconomics Is Not my Forte
Microecon sucks.
All I know is my brain has
Suffered deadweight loss.
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