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LITERATURE > Poetry Corner

Welcome, hep cats. Please note, all poems are written in good fun and are not meant in any way to be serious. Could you be a poet and not even know it? I take submissions! However, I do have ultimate editorial power! Bwa-ha-ha!


The haiku. Seemingly simple, yet forcing the author to be concise, expressing himself within the constraints of the haiku structure: three lines, the first containing 5 syllables, the second line containing 7, and the third containing 5. Yes, yes, it is the haiku.

Don't Wanna Dance with Short Boy at Club
Haiku for my Co-Workers on my Birthday
First Date with Boy I Met on the Internet
No Cuties at Research Lab Where I Work
Mantra for Standardized Test
Bad Work Experience (by M.K.)
Microeconomics Is Not my Forte


Have you ever listened to a song and thought, "A monkey could write better lyrics!"? It happens to us all too often. So we decided to, uh, "fine-tune" the lyrics of some popular songs à la Weird Al Yankovic. Check out some of our recent attempts (and feel free to submit your own).

This Lab Smells Like Toes - To be sung to the Backstreet Boys' "I Want It That Way"
Oops! (W.C. Version) - To be sung to Britney Spears's "Oops! I Did It Again."

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